http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2021-07-27T20:45:15+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/lib/images/favicon.ico text/html 2011-09-21T22:24:18+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:aceso?rev=1316643858&do=diff <aceso@education.chaosdeathfish.com> From "Infinite Horizons: A History of the Dimensionfleet" The crew on the first voyages of the Dimension Ship had the experience of the Event to help them, but even so it was a testing experience. It is one thing to hold on as your cart careens down a street, and quite another to strap a magical accelerator to it and steer it yourself. Although the discoveries found were great, the ship would have been destroyed a dozen times over were it not for the partic… text/html 2011-09-21T22:18:55+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:alanna?rev=1316643535&do=diff <alanna@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Alanna is a street rat from Tosat who if you are a noble seems to blame you for just about everything, multiplied tenfold if you are from Tosat. if you are not a noble Alanna is friendly enough though is close only to few. You may have heard that she is Lucretia's sister; she vehemently denies this, yet the name Varanidae seems to appear on official papers remarkably often. text/html 2011-09-21T22:21:49+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:arris_toe_crat?rev=1316643709&do=diff Arris is well known in Chimeria house and beyond for his love of Metamagiphysics, a passion that at times can be a little out of control. However, he seems to be on some form of scholarship that involves Divination, indeed he seems to be a favourite experimental subject of certain professors for reasons that are not entirely clear. When he first arrived, it was clear he was a little strange, only having occasional lucid spells where he was “normal”. As the first year progressed these spells c… text/html 2011-09-21T22:19:09+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:bernardette_walmsley?rev=1316643549&do=diff Bernardette Walmsley is the daughter of a well-known merchant family of Tosat. She is well-natured if a little bossy. In her first year, she joined many clubs and societies, and enjoys many wholesome activities, such as lacrosse, opera singing (bad but loud) and jollying people up. If challenged about her extra-curricular brewing activities, she will assure you that she only makes nerve tonics and suchlike - just like Nanny used to make, don't you know. Those with delicate nerves would do well t… text/html 2011-09-21T22:19:16+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:blitz_magnum?rev=1316643556&do=diff <Blitz_Magnum@education.chaosdeathfish.com> As Blitz lies dying, scenes from his life flash before his eyes: The rest of his time at the University, spent attending a number of battle magic classes “heavily recommended” by Prof. Hunter. The recommendation that he become a member of the faculty upon graduation, answered with a simple “I guess I could.” text/html 2011-06-12T12:14:45+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:boil_antinides?rev=1307880885&do=diff <boil_antinides@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Quite how or why Boil made it into House Leviathan, with its strong work ethic and sporting culture is unclear. What is clear that he avoids the academic work by judicious application of hot crumpets to the buttocks of smarter but smaller students and having them do it for him. Not usually known as the most pro-active bully, he nonetheless has a tenacious streak which makes him keep targetting his victims for months on end. text/html 2011-09-21T22:22:00+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:boris?rev=1316643720&do=diff <boris@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Boris continued his studies and his research, the focus of which was Joint spells, using his experience of joint spells from the Incident back when he was in second year, Boris researched the linking machine. After working out that the problem with the original linking machine was the sheer amount of spells that the users knew overloaded it, which is the reason it worked when everyone had one spell, Boris managed to build a new linking machine. The joint s… text/html 2011-09-21T22:20:16+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:brian_mongfish?rev=1316643616&do=diff <brian_mongfish@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Life in Pyria is slow and sedate, and on first meeting Brian it's obvious why it wasn't the place for him. He is the kind of student that no lecturer wants - never satisfied with an incomplete answer, and finding almost every answer simply asks more questions. His childhood was spent competing with his sister Lavender to prove who was the smarter, but has recently become frustrated that she's more interested in boys than the far more interesting pur… text/html 2011-09-21T22:24:24+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:cecil_d_faustus?rev=1316643864&do=diff <cecil_d_faustus@education.chaosdeathfish.com> The honorable Cecil D. Faustus is the someday Count of the small nation of Malagard and the only heir of a long line of dark wizards, diabolists and evil overlords. Malagard was once noted for its pits of fire, the imposing architecture of Castle Bane and the fact that every few years it would be nearly totally destroyed. Occasionally the destruction came at the the hands of the 'forces of good' but more often than not were due to some hideous horr… text/html 2011-09-21T22:22:07+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:chadwick_rocquel?rev=1316643727&do=diff Sir Chadwick 'Chad' Rocquel is the heir to the Duchy of Pereval on distant Rista. A somewhat unwilling member of the student body but extremely enthusiastic athlete, Chad is known to regard the use of magic as 'basically cheating at life'. <chadwick_rocquel@education.chaosdeathfish.com> text/html 2011-09-21T22:23:12+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:danny_valente?rev=1316643792&do=diff <danny_valente@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Danny heads off across the universe, to further the cause of Justice. Visions A void, darkness going on forever, through all of space and all of time. A moment is an eternity and it has been far longer than a moment. Blurred images of the past begin to fade in and out. The ticking of endless clocks. A high pitched voice shrieks “Justice!”. A gauntlet falling from the sky. The colours red, blue, yellow white, black and for some reason beige… text/html 2011-09-21T22:19:25+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:dek_ren_jeron?rev=1316643565&do=diff Dek comes from the far off city of Tidewall. He doesn't talk much about where he comes from and seems to be quite at home in the City and university. He is known to often sneak out and spend time in the city and then sneak back into the university after hours. He has always been more than happy to help fellow students do the same, or bring their friends in from outside if wanted... <dek_ren_jeron@education.chaosdeathfish.com> text/html 2011-09-21T22:22:13+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:devon_talder?rev=1316643733&do=diff Shift sensitive: No E-mail available Originally from Fjall Felson, Devon Talder had never been too keen on returning after his degree. After completing the second year of his degree he arranged to take a year out on board the Dimension ship as a way of postponing the end of his degree and thus his return to the Troll King. It is thought that he spent much of this year in the crystal world he had originally visited during the Incident at the start of his second year. Here he honed his crafting… text/html 2011-09-21T22:24:31+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:diag_swallow?rev=1316643871&do=diff Shift sensitive: No Email available. Diag spends the next twenty years travelling between dimensions, quietly collecting the knowledge and items needed to perfect his own undeath (and also the processes needed to support a high quality undead army). Eventually acquiring the position of Professor of post-life studies. text/html 2011-09-21T22:20:24+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:discount?rev=1316643624&do=diff <discount@education.chaosdeathfish.com> And what became of Discount, the most studious of the three brothers? Well, he took particular pride in showing Father just how much he had achieved. He also took a lot of other things, too, most of which nobody was quite sure what were. text/html 2011-09-21T22:23:19+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:edwina?rev=1316643799&do=diff <edwina@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Eternity Excerpt from “Magical accidents: The University Accident and its long term effect on the people involved.” published 19 years after the accident. Edwina took the first chance she got to go on the inter-dimensional ship. It seems likely her thirst for knowledge was only made greater by her experiences during the week the University was missing. She managed to persuade the tutors at the University that a year spent studying in different dimension… text/html 2011-09-21T22:23:26+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:firesale?rev=1316643806&do=diff <firesale@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Legends of the Chromatic Order: Dimension Force, Episode 12 NARRATOR: “Previously on Dimension Force! The team landed on a new world, drained of life. A terrible enemy emerged! As its minions strike, can our heroes survive?” text/html 2011-09-21T22:19:35+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:franz?rev=1316643575&do=diff Earl Albert Charles Victor Franz Emmanuel, von Pyria (distaff), van Djorn-Anderstorchter, de Erudis-north-north-east, duke of Aotea 3 (deposed), seneschal-duke-deposer of Aotea 3, prince and high priest of Wyvernhome (continent destroyed), queen of the Amazons (tribe extinct), scion of the ancient and venerable House of Rankgrab. Known as Franz, nicknamed Rank. Women will know him as a normal, reasonably pleasant and cultured middle-class-like guy, who freaks out and stutters when men are … text/html 2011-09-21T22:20:32+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:friday_springbetter?rev=1316643632&do=diff Shift sensitive: No email available Friday Springbutter is obsessively bookish, perpetually harassed and nervous to the point of panic when put on the spot. During a Cryptozoology tutorial a week before the Event, her stuttered answers so infuriated her tutor that he turned her to stone, to teach her something of the importance of presence of mind when trying to remember the handling recommendations for basilisks. He probably would have removed the spell in time. Unfortunately, he has disappe… text/html 2011-09-21T22:20:40+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:harriet_mercer?rev=1316643640&do=diff Shift sensitive, no email. Harriet Mercer continues her studies of space and time, making leaps and bounds in her understanding of time. Sometime later resorting to leaps and bounds in time. Knowledge of what happened to her next is less certain, she is known to have joined Siegmund Elapidae and Blitz Magnum in several glorious quests and adventures, to briefly have journeyed on the dimension-ship, and is also credited as the discoverer of the eighth floor of the University (and coincidently al… text/html 2011-05-06T09:28:03+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:isephu_rack?rev=1304674083&do=diff Isephu Rack is from the city of Sarat in Rista. Although few care very much about it, it is known that he is the son of something approximating the chief policeman/guardsman/general of the city. Isephu has been noted as bold, keen and generally enthusiastic. <isephu_rack@education.chaosdeathfish.com> text/html 2011-09-21T22:22:19+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:ismelda_glass?rev=1316643739&do=diff <ismelda_glass@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Ismelda spent the rest of university slightly less hard-working as she couldn't have her new on/off partner and bandmate Theo thinking she was total nerd, but still managed to pass with good enough grades for the Troll King to consider her to have been a good investment. text/html 2011-09-21T22:23:33+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:jessauter_spikuski?rev=1316643813&do=diff Spike (a.k.a. Jessauter Spikuski, but only total squares call him that) seems to go through life in a complete daze. Those who had classes with him might recall Spike frequently showing up late, asking completely inane questions, and occasionally ingesting strange substances on the sly. He likes to hang out with the stoner crowd, but is easy going and generally amenable to everyone’s company. He sometimes goes on about how ‘the man’ is totally oppressing ‘the people’ through vaguely-defined con… text/html 2011-05-25T22:31:37+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:john_trustworth?rev=1306362697&do=diff <john_trustworth@education.chaosdeathfish.com> bio, unicorn bio text/html 2011-09-21T22:24:57+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:july_mellota?rev=1316643897&do=diff <july_mellota@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Eternity After the return of the University, July Mellota completed her studies excelling in the Dueling Arts. Two of her most notable developments were a new technique which involved the utilisation of many small forms to overwhelm an opponent yet do it honourably (In her case she chose kittens as her form of choice although it is recorded in her dissertation that rodents or lizards would work equally well); and secondly a technique for enchanting t… text/html 2011-09-21T22:20:55+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:kel?rev=1316643655&do=diff <kel@education.chaosdeathfish.com> The young woman strolls down the road at a leasurely pace. The sun is shining and she is in no rush. Her entourage (as she's had to begin thinking of them) follow a little way behind her, keeping pace on short mango legs and potato pulled carts. Ahead she can see the spec off the bean-plane returning from its forward scouting. She looks at the fields to each side of her - the soil is dry and empty, it seems to have been a bad summer for the harvest. As she… text/html 2011-09-21T22:22:28+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:lavender_mongfish?rev=1316643748&do=diff When Lavender was born the whispers of Pyria sang in the lavender fields, hence her name. She has always been fascinated with things most people can't quite hear, and things they can't quite see, and approaches metamagiphysics and Vitamancy in roughly the same way, looking for pan/trans/multidimensional explanations of the dead and undead, especially regarding their influences and legacies on and to the physical world. She grew up with a reputation as an uber-swot with no thoughts for anything… text/html 2011-09-21T22:23:39+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:li_esvelt?rev=1316643819&do=diff <li_esvelt@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Extracts from Li's doctoral thesis: "Charting the Multiverse - Investigating Paradimensional Travel via the Metaresonance of Sympathetic N-Planes" ”...when between places, we have discovered that divinatory magics provide a curious effect; instead of tracing the possible outcomes of the current worldstate, we can instead trace something more fundamental. Although current academic terminology is insufficient, the process is analogous to tracing the fut… text/html 2011-09-21T22:25:03+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:lucretia_varanidae?rev=1316643903&do=diff <lucretia_varanidae@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Lucretia is the spoilt, over privaleged daughter of a Tosat aristocrat. Her family is know to have a long magical tradition, her mother in particular being a potent dark sorceress. Given her over-regimented upbringing she appears to have developed something of a cocky attitude towards authority figures and is always looking for a means to improve her position. text/html 2011-10-23T13:29:11+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:martel_ilpraima?rev=1319376551&do=diff Note: Character is male <martel_ilpraima@education.chaosdeathfish.com> The eldest son and heir of the Duchess of Khern in the Three Lands of Summer, Martel was a terribly serious, sensible, straight-faced sort of first-year. Fortunately the University soon knocked that some of that out of him and it is rumoured that he even has a sense of humour now. His full title is Lord Marquess of Khern but he will never, ever correct you on it. text/html 2011-09-21T22:25:08+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:maximilian_russel?rev=1316643908&do=diff - Maxi Russel? Of course you know who he is. He's the man always walking around with an instrument and playing music! You remember last week at night when all the girls of the second floor were looking through the balcony? It was him down there playing music... - Oh! Is he the one who organised that party couple of weeks ago? - Yep. That's your man. - Haven't I seen him at the scholars dinner? - Sure. Without his scholarship he wouldn't be here. He never seems to have a pound on him - bu… text/html 2011-09-21T22:21:12+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:morgan_fleuretti?rev=1316643672&do=diff <morgan_fleuretti@education.chaosdeathfish.com> “Following the reappearance of the University, Morgan Fleuretti studied extensively in alchemy and cryptozoology with the goal of recreating the tera-cat potion. After graduating, he went on to gain a Doctorate of Magical Felineology and set up his own lab in Tosat where, aided by various attractive female lab assistants, he perfected the tera-cat potion and created many new potions, ranging from nano-cat through to yotta-cat, as well as a number… text/html 2011-09-21T22:22:43+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:prince_theodore?rev=1316643763&do=diff Prince Theodore Jayne Lionwhyte, scion of the dubiously-noble but definitely-ancient house of Lionwhyte, is the first and only son of the Thrall (colloquially, the “King of the Humans”) of Fjäll Felson, and is next in line for the throne. One of the hat's odder choices for Chimera House, Prince Theodore is spends most of his time alternating between lounging around idly and throwing parties. He seems only to turn up to classes out of a grudging obligation, with the exception of Performance cl… text/html 2011-09-21T22:19:47+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:prospero?rev=1316643587&do=diff <prospero@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Of the three Terpsichore-Phlange brothers, Prospero’s actions were perhaps the most enigmatic. It is now accepted by scholars in the study of great magical individuals that most of not all of Firesale’s actions upon graduating were building towards his eventual ascension, whilst the flamboyant dimensional meddling of Discount is well documented. By all accounts however, little of Prospero’s actions after the University’s dimensional sojourn suggested any… text/html 2011-09-21T22:21:19+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:ramsey_dagless?rev=1316643679&do=diff Ramsey is an incredibly quiet bookworm, usually nestled amongst the rafters and high-shelves of the clock-tower and library in a makeshift home of books. His interests include books in other languages, natural sciences and the faculty of the school itself, who he has a great fondness for. Understated and hardworking, it is not uncommon for Ramsey to voice his well-researched opinion in Kirin-house debates... only very quietly and with little impact. But behind his eyes... burns something..… text/html 2011-09-21T22:23:56+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:sermon?rev=1316643836&do=diff <sermon@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Report of the Experimental House Point System Failure “...obviously we needed something to replace the House Point fairies . However, in retrospect house point Octopi was probably bad idea. Fortunately a few trusted students are helping out. Yes, Sermon is being a great help. At the very least, his gauntlet is good for washing away the ink....so much ink.” text/html 2011-09-21T22:19:53+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:siegmund_elapidae?rev=1316643593&do=diff Shift sensitive; no email available. Having scrapped a degree, Siegmund went on to become a famed dragon rider, travelling far and wide (often with Blitz Magnum, occasionally with Harriet Mercer) fixing wrongs and doing rights. Later being heavily involved in the uprising of Tosat, those taking a hard line against the dissidents often having a sudden change of mind due to sudden dragon. text/html 2011-05-05T09:14:09+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:syrio?rev=1304586849&do=diff <syrio@education.chaosdeathfish.com> bio, unicorn bio text/html 2011-09-21T22:22:51+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:tallulah_wrenswith?rev=1316643771&do=diff Tallulah comes from upper Tosat, and had an extremely sheltered upbringing. This has lead to her being both very shy and somewhat naive. She gets along better with animals than people (and better with toy animals than real ones), and originally came to the university to study to become a magical veterinarian. Unfortunately, during her first year she discovered that healing involved a lot more blood and sickness than she had been envisioning, and has now been pretty thoroughly put off the whole s… text/html 2011-09-21T22:23:47+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:tally?rev=1316643827&do=diff <tally@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Eternity Interview with Jemimah Tallywhacker-Mongfish - Chief Electo-alchemical analyist in Pyria. “Grandma? Yeah, of course I can tell you about her. Thing with Grandma is that she always got what she wanted in the end, determination that’s the key! At least that’s what Grandpa Brian says when you ask him. Mama says I get my inventing off him and my ability to get in trouble from Grandma. She used to tell me tales of Grandma when she was young - she lo… text/html 2011-09-21T22:25:18+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:vincent_golding?rev=1316643918&do=diff <vincent_golding@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Vincent Golding graduated from the University - his study in transfiguration inspired by his experience during The Event and the 'jellybones' spell he found himself gifted with. His final thesis concerned the subtle transmutation of the human form and contrasting that to the brash transformations required for, say, turning anyone into a toad. Despite a brief and otherwise promising relationship with Kel during their final year at university, it di… text/html 2011-09-21T22:24:39+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:virgin_lightning?rev=1316643879&do=diff <virgin_lightning@education.chaosdeathfish.com> Eternity Excerpts from a letter written by Tahariel Faustus (53rd Count of Malagard) ...My mother often seemed troubled. It is true that she graduated from the University although even I am not entirely sure how she achieved this remarkable feat. I can only assume that the headmaster turned a blind eye to her antics and perpetual bullying of the first years. He had always had a reputation as a just man. I refuse to believe that he could hav… text/html 2011-09-21T22:21:27+00:00 http://education.chaosdeathfish.com/bio:xanatov_kiribal?rev=1316643687&do=diff Shift Sensitive: no email The life of Xanatov Kiribal is littered with incredible escapades, the like of which are usually confined to the pages of a novel or seen on the stage. His last two years at university after the incident, read on paper like a comical novel of misadventure and hijinks. Although undoubtedly one of the hero's of the incident, he was never quite viewed with the same affection as say, Ramsey or Morgan. But equally was never held with quite such suspicion as the infamous T…