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- | The cow goes “moo”. The sheep goes “baa”. The genie goes “I will grant you three wishes”. The Manticore goes “Look I swear upon my fathers pride that I am NOT going to eat you, now are you going to go for a swim in this gravy boat or not?”. Cyprozoology, the study of magical fauna is often considered a rather invaluable course for those wishing to magical fieldwork. Not only will it prepare you to recognize a hephalump from a woosel but will give you some good pointers such as how to avoid sphinx curses or why you should never accept a bargain from a genie. When a ravenous dire goat begins ravaging the countryside people can count on you to have been the first to flee. | + | The cow goes “moo”. The sheep goes “baa”. The genie goes “I will grant you three wishes”. The Manticore goes “Look I swear upon my fathers pride that I am NOT going to eat you, now are you going to go for a swim in this gravy boat or not?”. Cryptozoology, the study of magical fauna is often considered a rather invaluable course for those wishing to magical fieldwork. Not only will it prepare you to recognize a hephalump from a woosel but will give you some good pointers such as how to avoid sphinx curses or why you should never accept a bargain from a genie. When a ravenous dire goat begins ravaging the countryside people can count on you to have been the first to flee. |
In order to give students a first class education the school has a full bestiary containing many of the worlds more common or interesting magical creatures. Thanks to the careful watch of Beastmaster Thrungar, head of the department and head dance instructor, there has never been any cause for concern over keeping a few fire drakes and shadow giants in addition to the more sedate animals. | In order to give students a first class education the school has a full bestiary containing many of the worlds more common or interesting magical creatures. Thanks to the careful watch of Beastmaster Thrungar, head of the department and head dance instructor, there has never been any cause for concern over keeping a few fire drakes and shadow giants in addition to the more sedate animals. |