University Noticeboard

The university has magical noticeboards scattered around it, which automatically shift to display notices. In addition, some things regarding the current state of the university are noticeable to all its denizens, and these are noted below.

• On behalf of the staff we are currently in the process of re-tendering the contract for the provision of house point solutions. In the meantime points provision will be available through one of our house point Golems. We apologise for the inconvenience. Outstanding good deeds should be reported to these agents as soon as possible.
• We congratulate students for rescuing large proportions of the faculty. Our infirmary is processing them as fast as possible.
• Our defences are now active. Intrusion by external hostile forces will not be tolerated. We will inform you of any incursions.
• We congratulate students for using our resources to repel a hostile army.
• We advise students that a certain chamber on the first floor will have dire consequences if used, and all other alternatives should be considered prior to doing so.
• We thank students for looking after our health.

• There are no longer many penguins roaming the Great Hall. There is now just one single penguin with an intelligent gleam in its eye.
• No House point fairies have been seen at all since the last shift.
• The world outside is full of green rolling hills with a beautiful red sunset.
• The cornucopia has stopped producing food. The Head Chef is very upset.