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And Maxi stepped forward towards the demons holding his two holy hand granades, and consulted the Book of Armaments 5.9-21, and thus read: ..And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.” And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu… [he was then prompted by Lucretia to “skip a bit”]… And the LORD spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.” Amen And then was chained up by the demons.
Chaps, it seems there's some confusion over whether a chimaera could or would eat a mandrake for breakfast. I think, that even if the chimaera managed to extract the mandrake root without dying from hearing its scream, it would be so undecided as to which mouth to use that it would turn upon itself and fight itself to death.
And Leviathan, good show and all, but as a mandrake is a plant that grows in the ground, and a chimaera is a fire breathing land animal, I think they're safe from the giant sea creature that is the leviathan. But well done for trying!
BW
BEASTMASTER THRUNGAR cried at Bambi.
BEASTMASTER THRUNGAR'S tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
BEASTMASTER THRUNGAR counted to infinity - twice.
BEASTMASTER THRUNGAR does not go hunting because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. BEASTMASTER THRUNGAR goes killing.
If you can see BEASTMASTER THRUNGAR, he can see you. If you can't see BEASTMASTER THRUNGAR you may be only seconds away from death.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for BEASTMASTER THRUNGAR.
They once made a BEASTMASTER THRUNGAR toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
What happens when mosquitoes bite BEASTMASTER THRUNGAR? Penguins.
Want to find out how to draw our battle dragon? Just go here for Trogdor drawing instructions (I would have embedded but its an autoplaying flash and that would be annoying)
Leviathan house hardly has that much to boast about.
With apologies to Cecily. :3
And to Frances.